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Pimps: The Card Game

Disturbing, Hilarious, & Fun, It's Unlike Anything You've Ever Played Before. Pimp-Slap Game Night!

Pimp-Slap Game Night! Forget about the purple hats, gold chains, and giant fur coats you're used to. Pimps: The Card Game is unlike anything you've ever seen before, let alone played with a group of 2 - 6 of your most reprobate friends. In it, every player is a pimp trying to make the most money from the best hoes turning tricks with the highest-spending johns. But pimpin' ain't easy, as they say. With all the other pimps trying to shut your hoes down with attack cards like "Crabs," "Runaway", and "Sober Ho," plus a variety of specialty cards thrown in the mix that can instantly change the course of a game, like "Swap Meat," "The Mooch," and "Serial Killer," only the most strategic pimps will survive. Pimps: The Card Game is the most disturbing and hilarious game you've ever played, but above all else, it's a hell of a lot of fun; so, go ahead, add another item to the list of fun things you’re ashamed of. Launching this Spring 2018 on Kickstarter.