Our 45th president has inspired the entire nation, like it or not. Our children now know that when they have relations with a porn star, it will cost them $130,000, paid in 4 easy installments. Now that’s math they can use! Introducing the “Bigly Ball.” It’s the greatest, most wonderful, most fantastic Success System ever created. Believe me. Not only is it hugely effective, it’s even more fun than Vladimir Putin. Just put that big orange ball in your hand, roll it around, grab an ice-cold beer and the nearest crotch in reach and you are talking bigly success and enjoyment! After a successful campaign - we're all about the positive vibes - we are also committed to making America great by collaborating with a few charities dedicated to: - Women's Rights and Empowerment - Anti-Bullying - Legal Services for "Dreamers" We believe that when our nation's most vulnerable win, we all win. And bigly!
